Headcanon that one night in his house in Germany with Noiz, Aoba wakes up because he hears a loud sound coming from the kitchen, and Noiz is not in the bed so Aoba goes to investigate. He gets to the kitchen and peeps in, and Noiz is there, illuminated by the fridge light, with a can of whipped cream that he is just spraying into his mouth. Noiz makes eye contact with Aoba, and continues his consumption of irrational amounts of whipped cream. He does not break eye contact. His mouth is not big enough to hold all the whipped cream. There is cream all over his face. Why does he not swallow? There is cream on the floor. Noiz makes no effort to disguise the way he kicks some of the whipped cream under the refrigerator. Why doesn’t he take his finger off the nozzle? Whipped cream covers his chest. Noiz slowly closes the fridge door, but keeps on spraying whipped cream. The room is now dark and the wrrrrshhh of the canister seems unnaturally loud. It does not stop. Aoba is horrified.
